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1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help. 2.
Thursday night potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. 3.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our chuch and community. 4.
For those of you how have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6. This
afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children
will be baptized at both ends. 7. Tuesday at 4
PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early. 8.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put
me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor. 9.
Thursday at 5 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing
to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study. 10.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg
on the altar. 11. The service will close with "Little
Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the
congregation will join in. 12. Next Sunday, a special
collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing
to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper. 13.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be
seen in the church basement Friday. 14. A bean
supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the chuch hall. Music will follow. 15.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice. 16.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use
the large double door at the side entrance. 17.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 & 11. 18.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary. 19.
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones. 20.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. 21.
The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to
join the choir. 22. Please join us as we show our
support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child. 23.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds
will be used to cripple children. 24. The Lutheran
Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and
dessert will be served for a nominal feel. 25.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last
Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
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